Milkha Singh : the National Treasure

Why sing the National Anthem? It’s a song but its not for entertaining the citizens. It’s a celebration of National pride. It’s a song that unifies our hearts and souls. Milkha Singh or the flying Sikh is a National Treasure. He is the nation’s pride. Bhaag Milkha Bhaag is a celebration of this pride. This movie is not meant for entertainment either. Watch it like you sing the National Anthem. Get inspired!

Farhan Akhtar lives and breathes Milkha! When he cries you wanna cry too. No one else’s sweat can be sweeter than his. when he runs on the tracks you wanna be a part of the crowd, smell the victory. Being Milkha Singh was no easy task. He was the Usain Bolt of 400 m as early as the 1960s! Enacting such a legend is no easy task either. It takes the same discipline and the same will power to portray him onscreen. Farhan Akhtar saw this opportunity to prove his conviction and belief as an actor. And boy does he deliver in style. In my sub-conscious mind I get reminded of Ben Kingsley whenever I think of the Mahatma. I get reminded of NTR whenever I picture Lord Krishna. Farhan Akhtar is the new face of the flying Sikh.

This movie does have quite a lot of cinematic moments. Like the singh’s quest for the India blazer. Like the kid Milkha growing up into Farhan Milkha. Like the emotional scenes with Divya Dutta. And one can agree to a little bit of singing and dancing of punjabi faujis. Watch out for the Bhangra by the coaches after Milkha wins a crucial race.

Well I don’t have anything to say about sonam kapoor here. She was a better fit in Ranjhanaa. Great work on the concluding titles with the pictures of the real Milkha!

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag, the country is with you!

— Varun Mannava Gowtham

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Opinion : Why Murray’s style of tennis is not the best in class!

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**This is purely in my opinion.**

So you go to a toy store and buy a talented toy. This toy is strong. This toy is athletic. This toy is tall. This toy has a lot of stamina. This toy works hard. However all this toy does is run from one corner to another and fetches every ball that one throws at it. Fun to watch. But this toy does not have grace. This toy lacks innovation. This toy lacks strategy. All it knows is fetch the ball at any cost. Leave alone the extreme dramatics exhibited by this toy when it fails to fetch a ball.

Now what happens if you let this toy play world class tennis. People will be amazed at its ability to fetch ball. And then they will be even more amazed to look at its increased ability to fetch ball and so on. But world class tennis isn’t just about fetching balls running from corner to corer or from baseline to the net. Its about grace. Its about mind play. Its about deception. Its about reflexes. Its about taking risks. Its about serving risky second serve aces during break points. Its about variety. Its about showman-ship.

Among the top four tennis players in the world currently, it can’t be denied that Djokovic and Murray have come to age. They are the newest and hottest grand slam players. They have met 3 times in the last 4 grand slam finals. However when you see the game composition of Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic, you will agree that they are way different from that of Andy Murray.

Not many other than the Brits may be as convinced that Andy Murray is set to become the greatest tennis player in the world. Trust me in 2 or 3 years, you will get bored watching a game that features Andy Murray because he does not want to innovate. He does not want to cut short rallies. He does not want to do a serve and volley. Fetch Ball, fetch ball, fetch ball! And going by the physical nature of his game, he may not last longer on these cruel courts just by fetching balls.

And don’t even start off about the 77 years gap getting filled!

–Varun Mannava Gowtham.

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Ghanchakkar – Bollywood’s version of lock, stock and two smoking barrels

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Per internet : The most common meaning of ghanchakkar is a person with a very fickle mind. To put it simply, a crazy, mad person.

Ghanchakkar – Bollywood’s version of lock, stock and two smoking barrels sans the classic gambling plot.

Raj Kumar Gupta who directed the classy “Aamir” and the controversial “No one killed Jessica” runs slightly short of pace in his latest flick. He does come up with quite a lot of genuine humour. However humour may not be his cup of tea for an entire feature film.  For example, the scenes where the Emraan Hashmi and his accomplice trio loot the bank are hilarious. A simple face mask can evoke so much laughter without the actors having to do anything. However as the movie progresses, Vidya Balan’s presence becomes more important for the director. He keeps looping her in for every 5 minutes. And all she is doing is either cooking or eating. There was a 5th character missing very badly.

Performances wise Vidya Balan’s character irritates you as her dressing sense in the movie. Emraan Hashmi plays the cool customer. Few instances where he feels proud of his memory loss to convince his accomplices that he has indeed lost his memory are well acted out. Rajesh Sharma as ‘Pandit’ and Namit Das as ‘Igris’ are your nitrous oxide (laughing gas) and enact the confusing circumstances also really well.

One has to wait the entire movie for the twist to reveal and it ends in a very classy fashion. Climax adapted from movies like ‘Snatch’ & ‘Lock, stock and two smoking barrels’.

If you can tolerate Vidya Balan and have lot of time over the weekend, you can give this movie a shot.

–Varun Mannava Gowtham

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Varun’s New Bike!

Thats my new bike !

Varun's New BikeOk. So I have reached Gurgaon and my studio room is 7 kms away from my workplace. The autos in Gurgaon have no meters only. Leave alone turning the meters on. Fixed rates here. 3 kms : 50/- and anything between 3 – 10 kms : 100/-.  multiples of 50 you see.

So what do you do when you have to spend so much for commute and have a double chin to lose. Mental stress has proven to be a factor for weight loss but I preferred the physical stress route.

I browsed the web for a simple, light weighted and effortless riding bike and bang – ‘BSA Mach’ was the answer for it. No gears, no extra frills and yet smooth and pacey ride. I rode back all the way from the cycle showroom in Galleria mall in sector 48 to my home near Iffco chowk metro station last evening (9 KMs) and didn’t feel any muscular strain in my triceps/ thighs. Should thank the beautiful weather too. All this for 4,450/- only.

I am IN for safe riding, pollution free commuting and physcially fit commuting to work. Are you ? Cycle to work everyone! you’ll LOVE it!

–Varun Mannava Gowtham

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Sandwich Review : Major Ingredients : ‘Bombay Talkies’ & ‘Go Goa Gone’

Alright! What do you do when so many movies are releasing every weekend? Go watch them? Of course, that’s what movie retards like me do! However, for general public, the smart public, the educated public the thumb rule is read the review and then book tickets. So how do you make people watch two movies. Busy life means limited time to read the reviews. Without reading reviews they wont book tickets! There was an Englishman (long long ago) who was too busy to eat bread, cheese, ketchup and vegetables separately. What did he do? He thought why not I put vegetables in between the bread loafs and try eating? Bam! Sandwich was born! Generations later there was a half-Tamil half-Telugu guy who watched 2 hindi movies back to back and came up with the fastest way to write a review for both the movies. Boom! Sandwich review was born!

Four short films in the Bombay Talkies are like the four loafs of bread. They are Neat. Heritage. Smelling Fresh. Tender.

Go Goa Gone provides the stuffing for the sandwich. Cheesy. Hot. Saucy. Junky yet tasty.

Bombay Talkies, a movie dedicated to the centenary of Indian cinema, has been chosen for a gala screening at Cannes International Film Festival. Courtesy Viacom 18

The loafs ought to be neat, after all 4 iconic directors have come up with their best work till date. Dibakar Banerjee is the epitome of neatness and class. For one dialogue “Ey” the number of expressions that he comes up with is simply amazing. Add to this a touching tale between a father and his daughter who wants new bed time stories! Dibakar Banerjee’s passion for expressions and dialogues are vivid through his short film.

The stuffing ought to be cheesy. Its spooky to see Raj and Krishna who directed a timeless classic like “Shor in the City” would team up to do this no logic and high carb content Zombie rip-off movie! And yet the cheese is prevalent. These days the more witty the dialogues are, the more entertaining it gets. There are plenty of one liners and counter one liners that can bring the roof down.

The loafs smell fresh! Karan Johar’s story is as fresh as this generation can consume. His work takes his boldness a level higher. He depicts a love tangle between a married couple and a gay. God knows what he was smoking but he pulls it out clean! In the end you are touched by the plot.

The stuffing is served hot! It is based in Goa and what better place on earth can be hotter than this. There’s LUNA (the heroine) who looks stunning like the female version of Harley Davidson. Add to that we have ample Russians and a rave party in the theme! They give a new meaning to the word Hardik!

The loafs symbolize heritage. Bollywood is the flour in a loaf! Anurag Kashyap’s tribute to demi-god status of Superstars in this nation is captivating. Amitabh Bachchan symbolizes the heritage that Bollywood has preserved for over 100 years. Hero worshiping has always been and will always be an integral part of Indian cinema.

Who does not want the stuffing to be junky and saucy ? Zombies provide ample sauce in the movie here. They eat human intestine. Even the gore looks funny here. Its too saucy but still the crowds like it. There is a lot of junk the lead characters are addicted to. They live in an alternate world with alternate breathing of smoke instead of oxygen and alternate drinking of booze instead of water. So much junk and yet the crowds like it. May be because in the end there is a message that Drugs make you a Zombie for real!

The loafs need to be tender for smooth digestion. Zoya’s tender childhood dream story walks a thin line between differentiating her short film from other recent kids movies like ‘Taare Zameen Par’. It teaches the tender hearts to protect their dreams!

Now mix the Loafs (Bombay Talkies) and Stuffing (Go Goa Gone) for a tasty consumption. Bollywood served hot and tasty on your desktops through this ‘Sandwich Review’

Saif Ali Khan's Go Goa Gone draws anti-smoking flak

— Varun Mannava Gowtham

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the hollywood life!

I wanna live
the hollywood life!

Residing in Walt Disney‘s castle
Built on the Universal’s earth!

Raising MGM‘s LION for a Pet
Will Go fishing on the Dreamworkz moon!

And when I reach Paramount‘s peak
Of my life I can still take a New Line!

I wanna live
The hollywood life

I will have the Warner Bros shield
To protect me at the Lionsgate!

I gotta think like a 21st century fox
To pursue the mysterious Columbia torch bearer!

Whenever I fall I have a DC heavyweight
Asking me “why do we fall”!

And if humanity is invaded by outer space
I could use some help from Marvel‘s icons!

I wanna live
The hollywood life!

Varun Mannava Gowtham

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Gunde Jaari Gallathayindhe – novel yet entertaining fare!

It’s the time when entire Tollywood does not want to take risks. Only debutant directors are licensed to take risks. Among those who are financing these risks are rare producers who still trust in the magic that telugu movies can create. They say high risks result in high returns in the Financial world. The same logic holds good for Tollywood. GJG is a run-away hit. So much that I had to go back home without tickets for a 11 pm show at In-orbit mall. And on the next night that I got tickets, it was the first row from the screen.

What makes this movie click ?

1. Chemistry between Nithin and Nithya Menon.

2. Clarity in the script written by Harshvardhan.

3. Pawan Kalyan fever and worshipping!

4. Peppy songs.

5. Creative and genuine Comedy.

The plot is slightly complex, which stands as a plus point for the movie and makes it stand out from run of the mill movies. Other than script being King of this movie, we have Nithya Menon whose screen presence, performance, and even the dance moves captures the audiences’ imagination. She sails the movie through smoothly from start to finish. One never gets bored of her expressions and screen presence. It is very rare that a person with a personality like Nithya can demand such attention in an industry that is dominated by Glamour dolls like Tamanna and Illeana.

Nithin does his usual performance. His dialogue delivery is unique, though not the best in industry, but it has worked wonders for him till date in Tollywood. He is usually wooden faced when it comes to expressions, but the energy he exudes on screen is definitely worth applauding.

The entire cast and crew seem to be fans of Power Star Pawan Kalyan fans. Watch out for the creative re-make of the popular Pawan Kalyan song from the movie Tholiprema. Something that the public in the front benches would rejoice about. Nobody’s complaining though!

The songs are Anup Rubens are good and quite catchy too. The item song by Jwala gutta could have been avoided. She looks so reluctant onscreen. You see, the janta here love item songs that are generous. And she can’t shake a leg well too.

If you are looking for 150 minutes of light-hearted love story and yet a cat-mouse chase scenario go watch this movie on the big screen. Thumbs up for this flick for being different from other regular formula movies.

–Varun Mannava Gowtham.

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“Ek Thi Daayan” (There was a Witch) and boy she does scare you!

Hum cheez hain badey kaam ki.. Yaaram!

The movie starts with a funny disclaimer in Hindi saying ‘this movie does not promote witch craft nor does it promote the comparison / portrayal of women as Daayan (Witch)’.  The packed theater bursts off into laughter. Then the same disclaimer comes again in English. Crowd bursts into laughter again. That’s the laughter before this intensely thrilling and scary movie begins. This laughter slowly fades off for the next 120 minutes. Ek Thi Daayan does best what Horror movies are supposed to do. It scares the shit out of you!

Humey kam pe rakh lo Kabhi.. Yaaram!

The plot revolves around Bobo the baffler (Emraan Hashmi) and his childhood in the first half of the movie. It narrates how Bobo, who is a magician by profession, goes through hallucinations that his step-mom Diana (Konkana sen) is a witch. He keeps referring to his book on magic and witch-craft to prove his points but no one really understands, including his Father or his Psychiatrist. 20 years later it starts coming back all again during his magic shows. His girlfriend Tamara (Huma Qureshi) also comes to know about this. Will Bobo be able to prove his point to his loved ones or will he succumb to his hallucinations is what the second half is all about

Suraj se pehle jagayenge .. Aur akhbaar ke saari surkhiyaan hum gungunayenge..!

The writers Vishal Bhardwaj and Mukul Sharma have done their homework well. You see in movies like these, script is the first star. Rest all stars are secondary. The logic is intact and it never goes out of control. The director Kannan Iyer makes sure the ship sails through thin ice successfully. Although the ending could have been more energetic and powerful, no one is complaining. Having seen a new horror-genre in ages, the bollywood audience is more than happy to acknowledge the efforts.

pesh karenge garam chai pe… koi khabar aayi  na pasand toh end badal denge.. !

Konkana Sen Sharma sizzles as the dark witch, potentially capturing the audiences under her spell of natural portrayal for such a difficult character. Special effects do come to her rescue at times. Huma Qureshi is the hefty glamor doll and pulls off a neat performance. She is quite over weight on screen. Kalki Koechlin does what she does best. Fitting into a role as if tailor made for her.

This is the first time I was eagerly waiting for a movie where Emraan Hashmi is the lead character. Trust me, anybody could have portrayed this role but the fact that Emraan bagged it means that its going to do him good. Or maybe like he says in the movie he is good because “he does not make noise while sleeping, he does not fart and he is a tiger in bed”. Nothing much to complain about his performance. He has done a clean role.

Vishal Bhardwaj’s music has always been catchy. However his song Yaaram combined with Gulzar’s simple yet magical lyrics, I must say, is definitely addictive. The song is also shot spectacularly in the movie.

Go watch a new genre in the theaters and then go home and sleep. Don’t try this at home!

— Varun Mannava Gowtham

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Opinion : The Sreenu Vaitla Template

It’s a boon and a bane to be a successful director in Tollywood. Its like opening a school. Every big star in Tollywood wants to join this school, be part of the shooting, give the audience test and come out with 90% marks. Each time the same questions are asked in the exam, and each time the answers written are the same. Just that the Lead actors are different. The character artists and comedians are the same. Its a pity that the audiences want such movies only.

Type 1 : The Sreenu Vaitla Template

a. Much of the first half of the movie is dominated by “Boy falling in love” scenes. There cant be a love failure or a sad ending to a love story at all! Right from Venky till Ready.. from Ravi Teja to Mahesh Babu, everyone follows the same rule.

b. One of the protagonists’ parents is alive. But either the protagonist himself does not know this or the parent does not know if he / she is alive. Or maybe the parents think that their son is not alive. Ha!

c. The protagonist HAS to wear the police uniform at least once and only once in the entire movie. Happened in Venky, Dhee, Dookudu, Badshah (only exception being King  and I haven’t watched Namo Venkatesa)

d. At a specific time, there needs to be an item song. (immediately after the interval?). Ok this can be discounted because the entire movie industry is so specific about item songs.

e. At a specific time there needs to be a wedding scene and confusion in that wedding. e.g. boy does not know if he will end up marrying the bride or not. e.g. Ready, Dhee, Badhsah

f. There needs to be one duet in Switzerland, with firangs wearing desi costumes and doing desi moves. e.g. Dookudu & Badshah.

g. Of late, Thaman has also found a template of songs that would fit in these movies.

You would have watched Dookudu and Pokiri. Close your eyes and imagine Jr. NTR in the place of Mahesh Babu and voila, you have the Badshah movie. Do you still need a review for Badshah? I wonder if Sreenu Vaitla can ever make a murder mystery movie or a horror movie ?

–Varun Mannava Gowtham

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Django Unchained – Freedom served as main course

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It is quite unfortunate that the most eagerly awaited movie of 2012 released only in 2013 in India! That too when one types Django in YOUTUBE you get suggestions of ‘Django full movie’. But still one needs to watch this movie in the theaters to taste the dish called Freedom! I waited till tonight to get surprised and thrilled by Django on the big screen!

Have you experienced Freedom? Have you persuaded Freedom at all cost? Well at least my generation is lucky enough to have been born with the right to Freedom. However we still continue to have modern forms of slavery. Financial slavery could be one of them. Discrimination based on caste/ religion/ power is one of them. Material slavery is another one. Flesh trade still exists.

Every time you watch a Tarantino movie, you walk out of the theater and think how can I change the world, within my own premise. Well that’s a feeling guaranteed only by Tarantino! He writes unforgettable characters, he makes them larger than life, he emphasizes on sound-tracks that blend with the situation of the movie (I am listening to them while I am writing this review), he experiments and highlights violence, he shows pain in its raw-est form. All this in a new form. Watch the scene where Mr. Candie cuts open an african-human skull and explains the regions of submissiveness. That’s Research ! Or the scene where dogs tear apart a slave. That’s dare! Or the scene where two blacks fight till death. That’s pushing the bar! That camera closing up to the faces when situations get intense. That’s Trademark Tarantino! His movies give you a High, no matter how many times you watch them over and over!

Christoph waltz’s character of the egoistic bounty hunter stands out and is totally worthy of an academy award. The “shake-hand” conversation is totally new and filled with twists! Credit also goes to Leonardo Di Caprio to have made that scene so memorable.

Jamie Foxx fits the role and personality of Django. There are suttle scenes where he has made the effort to be noticed. Like the scene where he tastes beer for the first time. Like the scene where he listens to the German princess legend for the first time from the doctor.

Leonardo Di Caprio shines in the negative character as Mr. Candie. But its Samuel Jackson who gets to bite your bottom as the bad ass sadist african yet white man kind of mentality. You will enjoy the scene where Django shoots him down!

Here’s to the repeat watching of the movie and all those whistles when bodies drop dead! Are you seriously expecting a rating for a TARANTINO’s movie?

–Varun Mannava Gowtham

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